I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

She is shocked and ask me if I’m crazy or something and walk. No worries there.

I walk up her and say “Hey sis the guys at school were correct you really do have some nice tits. Then just as I start the question “ May I touch them?”my hands have both her boobs in my hand already. The reason why is the worse that could happen to me is I get slapped and yelled at and I would gladly trade that for a couple squeezes of her tits😎. Btw has anyone seen my ice pack? My face hurts like hell🤩😁

First thing I’m doing is thinking of how she may respond

Why are there posts saying the T in LGBT should be dropped? With what is happening in the US and beyond against the trans community cause for concern that if this is accepted could it be deemed acceptable to start on the LGB community again?

She could yell at me calling me a sick pervert or whatever. No worries there.

She might actually let me but with some rule. Like only for a couple seconds and not touching bare skin. Touch through her shirt. Definitely no worries there.

the last and most likely one to happen is she slaps the shit out of me and kicks me in the balls.

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After weighing my options here is what I would do.

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

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